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Drink More Whiskey!: Everything You Need to Know About Your New Favorite Drink cover design by Kate McDevitt.

This smart guide to whiskey introduces a new generation of would-be connoisseurs to the hottest new-again spirit. And with upstart distillers reviving varieties like white dog (moonshine to prohibition-era folks), now is the best time to start learning about it. Drink More Whiskey is the reference for those want to discover the provenance, styles, differences in quality, and ideal uses of whiskey in a fresh, fun-to-read format. In addition, more than 20 recipes are sprinkled throughout, from classics like the Old Fashioned to thoroughly modern tipples like the Manchester (made from single malt Scotch whisky and fresh herbs), so readers can take their learning from book to glass. Get it here: http://amzn.to/1u4sN6e

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

xsista:


I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

xsista:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

(Source: spoopypoops)

themockingjayvevo:

i honestly think there should be a roger smith fandom because he is sassy as fuck

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and he understands our problems

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he’s hilarious

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and damn sexy for a cartoon tranny alien

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he dances tooimage

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roger is tumblr

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if that’s not enough proof that he’s perfect then look at these

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i think i’ve made my point

tinarannosaurus:

"Wait, maybe you should take some time to cool off."

"Yeah, I don’t think you should shave angry."

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